Oxymorons are Among Us!

In light of having a very unrestful weekend (stomach flu, blech), I’m letting the wonderful web bring you a touch of humor.

Oxymorons are figures of speech normally composed of a pair of neighboring contradictory words. These are often used for dramatic or humorous impact.

Here are some popular true oxymorons:

open secret larger half clearly confused
act naturally alone together Hell’s Angels
found missing liquid gas civil engineer
deafening silence seriously funny living dead
Microsoft Works military intelligence jumbo shrimp
Advanced BASIC tragic comedy unbiased opinion
virtual reality definite maybe original copies
pretty ugly same difference plastic glasses
almost exactly constant variable even odds
minor crisis extinct life genuine imitation
exact estimate only choice freezer burn
free love working holiday rolling stop

Here are some favorites that readers sent to the  Fun-with-Words site

Great Depression free trade peacekeeper missile
sweet tart crash landing now then
butt head sweet sorrow student teacher
silent scream taped live alone together
good grief tight slacks living dead
near miss light tanks old news
hot chili criminal justice peace force

Know any more great oxymorons? Add them in the comments!
Have a great week.

Happy Writing!

These oxymorons and more are found at Fun-with-words.com

About Jodi

Jodi L. Milner is a writer, mandala enthusiast, and educator. Her epic fantasy novel, Stonebearer’s Betrayal, will be published November 2018 by Immortal Works Press. She has been published in several anthologies. When not writing, she can be found folding children and feeding the laundry, occasionally in that order.
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12 Responses to Oxymorons are Among Us!

  1. Heather says:

    Love them! Thanks. 🙂

  2. mlknudsen66 says:

    Two oxymorons that have always bothered me are “freezer burn” and “religious intolerance”. Oh, and I love it when someone says “Remember, you’re very unique…Just like everyone else!”

  3. nrhatch says:

    Great list, Jo.

    Feel better.

  4. aardvarkian says:

    We’re both feeling unwell today. Let’s hope we get back to our normal selves.

    Spot the oxymoron above 🙂

  5. Agatha82 says:

    Hope you feel better soon!

  6. Helen says:

    Ha ha! I can’t think of any more oxymorons to add to that list, I’m afraid. Great post and photo!

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